What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever