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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

California Jokes More California Jokes

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever