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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in