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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii