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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii