Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii