Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.