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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.