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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!