Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.