Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY