Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!