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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!