Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.