What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.