What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.