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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.