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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down