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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.