What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".