Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

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Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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