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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire