Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.