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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.