Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.