Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired