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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).