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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!