Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired