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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar