Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.