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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar