Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar