Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl