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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.