Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.