So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Au lait.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They have no.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
