Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
A Christmas-Quacker!
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
I'll be Bach
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
They were too GUI.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Give him sheet music
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.