Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.