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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.