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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.