What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG