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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.