You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Because she prefers to drive stick!
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
So they can get a better grip of the broom.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
You don't know which witch is which!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween
It's Narnia business.
Because they were neckromancers
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
A witch.
BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM
She forgot to use Spell Check.
The spelling Teehee
A self-cleaning coven.
With a witchwatch.
They join weight witches.
The witch!
He had a hollow-weenie
Because it's always burned at the stake
A witch in a garbage can.
To get a better grip on the broom
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
She calls the flying squad!
They get broomatism!
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
He's bee-witched!
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Steven Spellberg!
Because there's no point in it.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
A sandwich.
Don't bite any witches!
A fresh air freak.
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Voldemart.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
There's no point to it
Broom sick.
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
A witch in soggy trainers.
Scare spray.
A witch with a blindfold!
Run!
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
The property taxes were gastronomical.
You-knew-who
She was having Disney spells.
Sandwitch
To keep their hats pointed.
A witch in a high speed train.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
We came we saw we conjured!
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Eileen.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Her food is potion-controlled.
Scare spray!
You can hear their brooms tick!
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Broom-mates.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
Ivy.
From the ideal gnome exhibition!
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
B-room service.
A witch in a minefield.
To keep her head warm.
Snowd-en
LINE IT!
Shrugs.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Sketchers
Boo Jeans
Because they'll bite us!
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Boo-ah!
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
A sic joke
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because they won't commute.
The position of the dirtbag