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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it