Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it