Egg zactly!
A knife has a point
The pencil is better. It has a point.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
My newt.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Someone who points out the obvious.
Because they had a point
He couldn't see the point.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
Because there is no point!
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
He didnt see the point.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Fore.
I don't see the point
Because there was no point.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because they cant find the point.
I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
When he points.
A magnetic banana.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
A pencil has a point.
Because there's no point in it.
A triangle has three points
At some point they turned into Mummys
There's no point to it
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Because decimals always have a point.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
To keep their hats pointed.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
All of them.
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
The knife has a point.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
They're usually the elephant in the room
Around the ankles and wrists
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Pina colliders.
Chardon-neigh
'Can I join you?'
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
The Significant Others just want babies.
A new-Bourne
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
Infidel.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Because it's pointless.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
