The pencil has a point
A joke.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
You can take a rental car anywhere.
You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.
The knife has a point.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Offswitch.
One.
