The pencil has a point
A joke.
Tell it to change its socsks!
Who says it's dark
The pencil is better. It has a point.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
A what?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Work it out with a pencil
He can't get to 3rd base
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
The people miss Harambe.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Puns
I don't see the point
At some point they turned into Mummys