Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!