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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base