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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!