Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base