What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!