What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!