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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

3rd Base Jokes More 3rd Base Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

2nd Base Jokes More 2nd Base Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!