How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks