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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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