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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.