How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks