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Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Fonzie Jokes More Fonzie Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!