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Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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His shirts get all winkly.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

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An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

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They suspected it of fowl play.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.