Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!