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Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime