Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Fonzie Jokes More Fonzie Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint