Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.