Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Court Jokes More Court Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.