Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...