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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery