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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...