What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.