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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.