What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.