What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.