What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.