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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.