What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.