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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.