What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.