What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans