What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.