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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.