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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!