What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.