What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.