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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car