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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.