What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!