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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.