What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!