What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.