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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!