What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.