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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.