What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.