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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!