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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!