What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.