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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.