What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!