What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.