What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

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What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk