Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
With an electorate blanket.
Because he cantaloupe.
They can'telope!
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
