Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.