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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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They planet.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon