Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!