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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.