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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.