How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".