How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".