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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.