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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.