How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.