What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence