What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!