What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.