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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev