What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.