Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.