Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!