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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!