Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.