Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.