Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!