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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!