What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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It's morphine time!

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Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Bums

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.