What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.