It twerked.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
No phone numbers.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Shake 'n Bake.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
It caused a revolution.
What are our scientists doing
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Bidet, mate.
Fluoride and the Machine
Being black