What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.