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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Twerke Jokes More Twerke Jokes

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.