What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black