It twerked.
Bidet, mate.
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Bums
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Iran
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
A nervous wreck.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
He scared the hell out of him.
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
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Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
They weren't invented yet.
Somebody had an idea.
