Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!