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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.