Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.