Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.