Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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Baaaaaeeeee!

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He nectar!

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.