Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Wonton endangerment.
Moped
Beef Stroken off
She didn't suit his taste!
Nothing. She's already been told.
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
