Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!