Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.