Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives