What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating