When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
They both went up in flames.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Irrelephant
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Fire Quackers
Their match wouldn't light.
Timber
Tipper.
