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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.