Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.