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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.