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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC