Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...