Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: