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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion