What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.