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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion