How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.