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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it