How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.