Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)