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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents