Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)