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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents