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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)