Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)