Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)