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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents