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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents