What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin