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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.