Wife: Please go wait in the car
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Congee-gal visit
A Yarrrrrrrrris.
Don't ask her out again
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because there was no point.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Napkin.
A napkin.
