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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin