Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.