Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!