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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Daredevil Jokes More Daredevil Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.