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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Daredevil Jokes More Daredevil Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.