Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.