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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!