What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.