What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!