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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

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