What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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The spermutations.

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With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

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