What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.