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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?

My pop is bigger than yours!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.