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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger