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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip