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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?