How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!