Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

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Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)