It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
He was all over his wife at the parade
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?
Because all of the fans left.
