Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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An Apple turnover.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)